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Postby forum moderator on Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:25 pm

New Rule: for the year 2007 it's okay to be a man.

Seems these days everything is so PC that you can't say or raise a finger about something and not be called rude, uninformed, bigot, sexiest, stupid or just talking out your ass... I say let us been the loud, smelly, noisy, needy, playfull guys we are and stop making us a bad 1980's sensitive guy type. What happened to when men were men and we could be tease overweight, hairy and ready to shoot something - times like dirty harry and what not.

Just the other day a woman shot me the eye for not holding the door for her, and then days later I held the door for another woman and was called a sexiest - we can't win!

Maybe the world would be a better place if we all wore name tags with heading underneath our name that informed the world of our hot spots - Bill Clinton could have his name and underneath; "...I like to party, vacation and am pretty open to anything - nothing offend...." in contrast to the devil at the DMV;"...My Name is DAMEON - I'm going to be on the phone for an hour with my girlfriend talking about the soaps, I wear a uniform so that means if you say anything I don't like I have the authority to descroy your driving record and your future...oh, and take a seat...."
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Postby The Wizard on Sat Jan 27, 2007 1:01 am

Yeah whatever happened to women staying at home barefoot and making babies?

After all women were given smaller feet so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink...Right?

Now they have swayed the trucking industry into using automatic transmissions in class 8 trucks. What's next a a makeup mirror with all the lights around it as standard equipment?
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Postby Libby on Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:06 pm

Yes, Mr. Wizard, I pm'd a couple drivers who are women and asked them to respond to your post. ...and your mother was a city planning commissioner?

Forum moderator: like I told you when you were young: you have to carry the 50lb dog food bag to the car even though the feed-store lady just threw 10 50lb-bags in a pile and then gave us one. A gentleman always is.

I think it was a Shania(sp.?) Twain song that said it best (ok, posters, help me out here; the one about guys you have to do this, this, and this and then treat me like a lady.)

and then there was the guy in Mississippi who was totally upset with me because a woman was driving a little manual-trans truck....
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Postby ckwilson on Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:26 pm

Now Mr Wizard, Most women of this day and age don't have time to stay home and stand closier to the sink. We are working and taking care of all the things around the house. I agree that if you can't shift them don't drive them. But, as far as a lighted mirror I know men that are way more vain than I.
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Postby The Wizard on Tue Jan 30, 2007 5:47 pm

You see Libby was trying to sic the dogs on me. I'm not really a womenizer but don't let the word get out.

I guess I'm not that vain either. I wake up in the AM spill my first cup of coffee, run a comb through my rug, shave every forth day, and smell which shirt I'm going to wear. Don't have to worry about my pants I ususally sleep in them.

My mother raised me better I'm sure, but that was a long time ago, so I probably forgot most of what she taught me. I always liked playing in the garage and out there being neat and clean was an option that I didn't practice regulary. I like to practice the 60mph look.
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Postby ckwilson on Sat Feb 03, 2007 6:48 pm

Oh Wiz I'm sure your not a womenizer. I know your mama taught you better than that. :D
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Postby The Wizard on Mon Feb 05, 2007 12:08 pm

Not sure what she taught me, it was a long time ago. I don't remember what I had for breakfast today.

I love women I think every man should have at least two.
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Postby ckwilson on Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:18 pm

Oh Wiz, LOL, U R bad! I've come to the conclusion that Dogs are the best. They are always there when I get home and they are always glad to see me.
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Postby The Wizard on Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:34 pm

Mine still barks at me. Don't know if that's a hello or Who are you bark. But I'll take a dog over a cat anyday.

Did I say cat?
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Postby cheek on Mon Oct 15, 2007 3:10 pm

Hey Wizard, I know you posted this a long time ago...but I have to respond.....I agree with ckwilson to an extent irf you cant shift them dont drive them...but hey I like to be taken care of...and I like to take care of a man (my husban)
I like doors opened for me and the little winks and looks...and to be called mam. I also like to have his dinner ready at 5:00 when he is home start his shower and have towles right out of the dryer when he is done....I believe each to his own...But I don't like pigs.( Iam not saying you are a pig, a pig wouldnt open the door for a lady...)
On the other hand I can and do hunt, fish and clean what I catch or kill.bait my own hook and load my own gun...I can handle myself pretty well if need be....I can be a total little B**** or a complete sweetheart....depends on how I am treated...
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